Anton CheeseDogovich Horowitz-Jankowski
CheeseDogX was born Anton CheeseDogovich Horowitz-Jankwoski on August 23rd, 1979, in Chicago Illinois. Among countless other talents, he has performed in many plays. From one of his playbills:
CheeseDog is pleased beyond human understanding to be on parole for EPCT's Hair. You may have seen him in such places as: COPS (Naked Man with Blurred Face), WGN News (Local Man Indicted), and America's Most Wanted (Ensemble). CheeseDog also has some acting credits, but his lawyer advises him not to go into further details at this point. CheeseDog would like to thank God, his friends and family, and for reasons known only to him, Morey Amsterdam.
CheeseDog is currently campaigning to be Emperor of Montana. He is also petitioning to have the name of Grand Rapids, Michigan, changed to "Fairly Decent Rapids." In his words "I seen them, I wasn't really impressed."